4700 Jade: Assault C; criminal mischief MB; The complainant advised that the father of her child assaulted her and broke her phone. Complaint signed on assault, warrant requested on criminal mischief.
700 Second: DWI: The driver of a vehicle was stopped for defective equipment. Subsequent investigation revealed this subject to be intoxicated and he was arrested.
300 E. Main: Pocs; Pom: Subject was stopped for defective vehicle equipment. While suspect was looking for his insurance officer observed in plain view a green leafy substance believed to be Marijuana. The subject was then arrested and search incident to arrest revealed 1.08 grams of powder, which field-tested to be cocaine.
3400 E. Main: Burglary: The complainant advised that persons unknown forced entry into her apartment and stole two flat screen televisions.
109 Wettermark: Hit and run/ DWI: The complainant advised that around 0100 on 02/27/2011 a white work truck with red stripes hit her gray 2000 BMW and fled the scene. Officers stopped the vehicle fleeing the area and arrested for DWI.
Stupid people are funny